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PPW, Planet at WAR!!!!GRRRRRRRRRR!!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by McChunks, Jan 21, 2013.

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  1. McChunks

    McChunks Shark Slayer

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    RULES:

    1. No ridiculous superweapons/overpowered weapons
    2. Let your combatant decide damage when you attack
    3. Be reasonable when battling. It's to have fun, not win!
    4. Don't take huge amounts of actions in 1 turn
    5. Declare to make a turn. That means if someone else's declared, you have to wait til they're done.
    6. Make your ships small!
    7. Upload as .png!
    8. A victim of rule breaking should be compensated with equal action
    9. All in-thread comms can be hacked. If you want secure communications, use the PM feature or Steam.


    P.S.- Declaring works like this, post Declare once in the thread and make sure you're the most recent poster after the last edited image. After that, edit your post that says "Declare" and go ahead and add your edited image. Sounds easy right?
    Good.

    Let's get started!

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    A ship zaps at the metal beams, constructing a frame on the side of an asteroid. Two sentry turrets float nearby, watching around the construction while a small metal canister floats above. The planet below seems desolate and quiet...

    I wonder what they're doing...

    Here are some helpful things to get you started as well!
    There are often a few standard units in a battle. Here are a few:
    Flagship/Mothership
    The main ship in the army. This is often the most important ship, as well as the most powerfull. They are much larger than most other ships.
    Cruiser
    The second biggest ship in a fleet (usually). They are quite heavily armed and are more common than a Flagship.
    Frigates and Corvettes
    Smaller ships. These do have some larger weapons, but are not as powerfull as a Cruiser or a Flagship. They are probably some of the most common ships in a battlespace.
    Fighters, Bombers and Scouts
    The smallest ships in a fleet. They are often contained inside Flagships and Carriers. They are very weak and small, but are harder to hit and come in greater quantities than all the other ships.
    Spacestation/Shipyard
    A large construction ship in space. They often carry some fighter/bomber squadrons and have their own defense too.
    Carriers, Shieldships and Other Ships
    Carriers carry Fighter and Bomber squadrons. They are often not armed heavily/at all. Shieldships create protective barriers around small areas. They often have this as their only defense. There are more types of ships too, for example Stealth Ships and Heavy Cruisers.

    But feel free to add more of your own stuff if you want! Ground units or anything you can think of are open to be created!
     
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  2. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Activate tribe of confusingly innocent nature!
     
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  3. McChunks

    McChunks Shark Slayer

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    Can you repost your picture with the same dimensions as the one I posted please? I'd like to keep them all the same level of detail so they don't get fuzzy like yours.
     
  4. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Fixed. That was an unintentional change. :P
     
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  5. Fate

    Fate Studying seashells

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    Enter Sphyrna, the innocent mining vessel. (Yes, that is a mining laser)
    (This is an excellent opportunity to practice pixel art)
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    Rainbows KAG Guard Forum Moderator Tester
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  7. McChunks

    McChunks Shark Slayer

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    I'm sorry, are you going to call the cyber police on me?

    Declare.
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    The ships continue their repeated construction on the asteroid, acting almost obliviously to their surroundings. A piece of the structure drifts down towards the planet and rips through the upper atmosphere. The size of the piece when it lands may be the same or could be disintegrated quite a bit. Only time will tell.
     
  8. Beef

    Beef ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    The errant structure falling to the planet interfering with the magnetic quantum netreoni gizmoids has awakened a Juvenile Crested Fuckdragon Queen, which has arisen from the magma depths!

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    It is unknown why the ancients choose to name the insectal extremophile species "Fuckdragons". Join us next week with David Atomborough, renowned xenobiologist, on Wild Universe where we attempt to answer such hard hitting questions like "Why are they named Fuckdragons?", "If it's a queen, does that mean it will have lots of baby Fuckdragons?", "How did it even get down there in the first place", and "How tasty are innocent villagers to Fuckragons?"

    Cya next time!
     
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  9. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    Noticing the extremely large and amusingly shaped Fuckdragon on the lava-laden horizon, a portion of the confusingly innocent villagers begins their long and fun-filled journey to their shaman's hut. They also observed the gigantic flaming omen in the sky, but took it to assume that the chiefs leg will grow back in a week.
     
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  10. Fate

    Fate Studying seashells

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    BATTLEWARULTRASCARY 2.png Mining vessel Sphyrna: "Chunks have been severed from the asteroid, deploying the saw-drones to hack up the debris and bring back the haul."
    ...
    Cloaked escort: "Roger that Sphyrna. We are picking up unknown vessels on our radar scans, should we go investigate? Over."
    Sphyrna: "Negative, the retrieval and analyzing of this sample is more important."
    Cloaked escort: "Copy that Sphyrna, standing by. Over."


    (Just to let you know that the mining vessel is not operating alone)
     
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    Suddenly, the villagers noticed a star shining much, much brigther than all other stars they had seen so far...
     

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  12. Beef

    Beef ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    The noble Fuckdragon peeps it's majestic head above ground. Watch, as it angles it's body so graceful, to...
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    Oh. Perhaps we have solved the mystery of why they were called that.

    It seems the Fuckdragon has started reproducing, creating three much smaller helper Fuckdragons. It seems ignoble to sully such a name with so puny a creature, so from here on out we shall refer to them as Spyrms (Wyrm + Sperm).

    Meanwhile, note the falling debris entering the atmosphere. Will it plummet to the land below, destroying the burgeoning confused innocent villagers and the rude reptile in one fell swoop, or will it burn up harmlessly, as despite the impressive fireball the matter involved is relatively small?

    Join us next time, on Interstellar Geographic to find out!
     
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  13. thebonesauce

    thebonesauce All life begins and ends with Nu Staff Alumni
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    Near the massive blue dwarf star, a Lynchpin Grottlecock peers from behind it's asteroid home. Seemingly irritated that it's slumber has been interrupted, it sneers at all the noise happening around it. Around this particular planet, the vacuum of space does not apply to the Lynchpin Grottlecock, so it is able to hear all soundwaves produced nearby. It ponders. "Which of these distractions shall I Grottlecock-slam first?"
     
  14. McChunks

    McChunks Shark Slayer

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    The seemingly mindless ships finish the construction, a mixed-green pool of ions swirling at the entrance. The sentry drones burrow themselves into the asteroid itself, attempting to avoid enemy sensors from detecting their presence.

    All the while the debris from the construction impacts with the planets surface, it's metal still glowing red with heat. It's not any ordinary metal either, perhaps someone could find a use for it?

    The comms are still silent around the structure.
     
  15. Hella

    Hella The Nightmare of Hair Global Moderator Donator Tester

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    The shockwave from the impact of the hurtling debris causes devastation in the nearby village, spontaneously setting fire to everything except the pre-existing fire, which went out. These blazes left the remaining worryingly innocent villagers nice and crispy.

    Fortunately, the villagers who left for the shaman's hut previously suffered little more than the loss of their chieftains hat, blown away by the sudden wind as it whipped at the group. Looking back, they see the familiar red glow of the constant lava flow, bolstered by their flaming home; anyone who builds so bloody close to a volcano knows a lot about flaming huts. Also, the benefits of volcanic ash when used for medicinal purposes against haemorrhoids.

    The worryingly innocent villagers realise the gods are angry with them, otherwise they wouldn't have sent the star to destroy their home. The omens, which have increased exponentially since the arrival of the Fuckdragon, agree with this revelation. Probably. That's what the old guys say, anyway. The chieftain pledges to have his revenge for the loss of his people.

    It really was a damn good hat.
     
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  16. Beef

    Beef ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    Here, we may observe a most unusual behaviour; structure building.

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    Is this a sign of a greater intelligence? Just what is this bizarre yet elegant lattice work for? Religious purposes? Defence? ... offence? We just don't know.

    What we do know is that the fabulous Fuckdragon's structure, built by the now full grown Spyrms, out of a mixture of rock and... secretions... seems to be disturbing the volcano, spewing debris and noxious gasses into the atmosphere.

    Meanwhile, the Fuckdragon itself stares at the rival metal dragon it sees encroaching on it's world! Just what will it do next?
     
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  17. Arcrave

    Arcrave http://tinyurl.com/ArcravesTheme Tester
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    A small fleet of unknown bio-vessels arrive in the sector and begin hailing every detectable communications channel.
     
  18. McChunks

    McChunks Shark Slayer

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    Declare

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    THZZZZZZZZZZZZ The gate buzzed as the front of a ship peered it's way into the newly founded territory.

    Small structures seemed to materialize quickly in a blink of an eye, nano-construction bots or magic? I'm sure magic would be a more reasonable explanation, right?

    As the wheels are put in motion, green vines begin to sprout and wrap themselves around the asteroid, and it's building together, just as the small metallic pod drifting above released it's hatches open and three organic hook-shaped objects tethered to the pod were propelled and began to drift towards the next asteroid...

    Whoever these people are, they clearly have an agenda. But they've yet to make any effort to contact anyone else...

    Hmm...
     
  19. Arcrave

    Arcrave http://tinyurl.com/ArcravesTheme Tester
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    Nothing suspicious happened this round... trust me.
     
  20. Beef

    Beef ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้ Global Moderator Forum Moderator Tester

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    The vital energy of the native Fuckdragon species expresses itself in most curious ways. The megastructure, shaped like some form of tube, appears to be connected to the magma via an underground tunnel.

    Which is only the first as it transpires, as a Spyrm begins construction of a second, while the other two sun themselves (or perhaps expose themselves to their rivals above? Who can tell).

    Meanwhile, all this geoengineering appears to have further unsettled the tectonics of the area.

    Perhaps we will learn the purpose of this tower next time.
     
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